Riku



"Because Fuck Lassie, that's why!."

- Riku

Riku is an emo Time Lord that is the Butt Monkey of the entire show. He gets bisected, blown up, beaten, blinded, stabbed, impaled, poisoned, given AIDS, melted and numerous other kinds of unimaginable pain and suffering. His hobbies include writing emo poetry, singing emo songs, and writing on LiveJournal.